Nanikashira kojitsuketewa
lya na koto sakete ikiteta
Naiyou nante naiyone
Dono michi no tatsujin mo
Ichinichi ja naritatte nai
Sono risouzou mune ni daki
Muda guchi kikazu
Wakime mo furazu
Demo nakidashi soude nagedashitaku natte
Yowai jibun ni makesou naraba
Sonna jibun torikago ni ire
Tani e tsukiotose
Soshite kitto dare yori shinjite kureteru
yatsura no tame shinnen no tame
Tsuyoku nareru
Tsuranukya iisa
As always your fighting style is sloppy.
I figured that you'd be here, Shinnosuke Tsuji-kun.
He's awake!
Apa!
Wh-Where am I?
It's the third block of hell.
How dare you let a delinquent kick your ass?
Looks like you need training that makes you wish you were in hell, huh?
What are you talking about? Kenichi-san fought well!
But he lost!
It seems that we may have been too soft on Kenichi-kun up until now.
Therefore, I would like to move forward with a plan
that we had put on the backburner!
I call it...
"Apparently deadly!! Transformation into fighter plan"!
So, what do we do exactly for that plan?
First, we'll make him move into Ryozanpaku.
And we'll infuse the teaching of martial arts into every aspect
of his everyday life.
He'll experience a life of martial arts for martial arts through martial arts!
He will have no choice but to choose among a choice of two...
Martial arts or death!
Basically we're going to make Kenichi-kun a
resident disciple of Ryozanpaku, correct?
Yes, sir.
Finally, the real training will begin!
Seriously, what do you have to eat to get that kind of body?
I'm so jealous!
Huh?
Get back here, you bastard!
No!
He's being chased around again.
Um, I don't think it's a laughing matter for him.
Furinji-san, I've noticed that you often meet up with Shirahama-kun
after the club activities...
Huh? Oh...
What's your relationship with him?
What? Oh, we're just friends!
Running away, huh, you coward!
I'm not running away! This is a strategic withdrawal!
"Women's Locker Room"
Hmm... So you guys see each other outside of school, too?
Yeah, he's actually planning to move into my house.
Whoa! Th-They're huge!
Hide your boobs for god's sakes!
I was supposed to keep that a secret...
Hmm? I think I just heard her say something...
That's all right...
Sooner or later I'm going to find out the truth
about the relationship between Shirahama-kun and Furinji-san.
I ended up fighting them in the end...
That was a pointless fight.
46!
47!
48!
49!
50!
Kenichi is great! He can count up to 50!
Shigure, what comes after 10?
Chu, chu, chu.
11.
12... Huh?
All right, this is it for today.
It's not good to push yourself too hard, you know.
Wh-What's going on?
Normally you'd say something like, "If you collapse during the training,
I'll make you do three circuits around the neighborhood pulling a tire"...
Why are you pretending to be so nice all of a sudden?
Come on! You know, you always get treated nicely at this dojo!
Hey, hey... Miu, you took it a little too far.
Kenichi, are you all right?
Hey, Miu, get off.
What's the matter with you? This is weird! Sakaki-san, too?
Normally you'd say something like, "Just kill him!"
Me? No way. Remember this dojo is a happy and fun place!
Wipe your sweat, or you'll catch a cold.
Th-This is weird...
Something must be up!
Something that's extremely dangerous is up!
Apachai! Apachai! Apachai-chai! Apacha-
Apachai-san!
I-I don't know anything!
I didn't ask you anything! What's going on?
What were you told not to tell me about?
I don't know! I don't know! That's all I'm allowed to say!
Shigure-san? Huh? What?
R-U-N
R-U-N?
Shigure-san!
That was the Elder's hand...
Just tell me what's going on!
It's obvious that something's going on here!
What are you guys plotting?
Kenichi-kun, do you like Ryozanpaku?
What? Yeah, I guess I do...
I've had some tough times, but this is an important place for me.
I see, I see. This is great! It sounds like his answer is "yes"!
It looks like it's decided, Elder!
I knew he would say that!
Yay! Kamikaze! Fujiyama! Tempura!
Wh-What's decided?
Resident disciple, you know.
You don't know what a resident disciple is?
Residency is a system where we eat, sleep,
and do everything together so that I can pass all my know-how on to you.
It is then possible for training in martial arts to continue 24 hours a day.
To put it simply,
you just change "martial arts is life" to "life is martial arts."
And now you have been chosen to take that glorious path!
Way to go! Lucky you!
Good grief... You're not getting away!
I'll do my best to get away!
I don't think so! Secret technique, tatami mat flip!
At least he's pulling off some good moves.
Hey, you two! Do not destroy the house!!
Wait.
No! No! You guys are going to kill me! It's already hard enough for me!
If I had to do this under your round-the clock surveillance,
I'll definitely die!
Listen, Kenichi-kun. All humans that are born will eventually die.
That's right. Living long isn't necessarily a good thing.
Murderer! Murderer! Murderer! Murderer! Murderer!
Oh, boy... Who'd want to become a resident disciple if you put it that way?
You have to explain what it is in a better way.
"In a better way"?
Listen, Ken-chan, there would be many advantages to living at Ryozanpaku.
Wh-What are they?
First of all, you get to live with Miu under the same roof.
For an hour after that,
Ma-sensei spoke passionately to me about the beauty of living at Ryozanpaku.
Okay, I'll became a resident disciple!
First things first! I'll go and get my parents' permission!
Heh he he he he...
You sure managed to talk him into it with an unbelievable trick, Kensei.
Is he really qualified for this?
He's an obedient, good boy.
Something very ferocious is waiting for Kenichi.
But he has no idea and is jumping up and down for joy.
I feel sorry for him!
You're the most ferocious one...
What? You're going to move in with them?
Yeah! You always tell me that as a man
I should never be half-hearted about things, don't you?
I just want to push myself over the limit.
Hey, why are you grinning like that?
You must have some ulterior motives!
You've been learning karate as your hobby, haven't you?
Do you really have to go that far?
But if I don't move in, my secret lovey-dovey plan will be...
"Lovey-dovey"?
Huh? Oh, it's nothing!
Hey, why are you mumbling?
Kenichi, tell me something.
What was the purpose of taking karate in the first place?
What?
Well, that's...
I'll become a hero, who'll beat up all those bad guys
that everyone pretends not to notice!
If it's absolutely necessary for you to move in with them
in order to realize your purpose, then I'll...
What? I don't want him to! Big Brother, are you really going?
Oh, yeah... Forget about becoming a hero...
I'm not even strong enough to protect myself right now.
It is absolutely necessary!
I need to live there so I can receive the special training!
I see...
All right! Then go, my son!
Thank you, Dad!
Wait!
Thank you for reminding me of what's important!
I need to get ready for tomorrow!
Big Brother!!
My Kenichi is leaving!
You did great, Honey.
I'm finally going to be a resident disciple of Ryozanpaku!
Starting today, I'll be training here as a resident, huh?
I bet it's going to be hard...
But I'll get to live with Miu-san under the same roof!
Would you like me to wash your back?
Are you serious?
If something like that were to happen,
I wouldn't mind if I died after that!
Are you sure about that?
Wh-When did you come here?
Is that true that you wouldn't mind if you died?
If that's the case I should change the schedule drastically.
"Schedule" "Abs" "Breakfast" "Sparring" If that's the case I should change the schedule drastically.
"Schedule" "Abs" "Breakfast" "Sparring" That's not true! That's not true! I don't want to die!
I was just joking. Just joking.
I guess even he jokes...
Hi, Kenichi-san!
So you're going to stay with us starting today! Good luck to you!
Yeah! I'll do my best!
I see you have been developing a lot of muscle!
Oh, y-you think so?
Uh, if you like, I can wash your back next time, Miu-san...
Um, Kenichi-san... Hello?
Everyone's waiting for you.
Hey, Kenichi! Get a grip!
He's completely lost consciousness.
Hey, is he all right? The training hasn't even started yet.
Have you come to?
As of today, you will become an official disciple of Ryozanpaku.
Yes, sir!
Listen! Starting this moment forward, you will call us masters, not sensei!
They all seem completely different from their usual selves!
This is really serious!
Yes, Master Sakaki!
I can't hear you!
Yes, Master Sakaki!
Louder!
Yes, Master Sakaki!
Louder!
Master Sakaki!
Come on, it makes me blush when you repeat it like that!
You're the one who made me repeat it...
Now, I'd like to begin the training.
Oh, Koetsuji, I mean, Master Koetsuji!
But before we begin, I have one favor to ask you. Is that all right?
S-Sure.
Please don't die!
What kind of training schedule did you make for me?
Try to picture all the toughest kind of training you can think of.
Oww!
You demon!
Did you picture them?
You can consider them heavenly.
Help me!
"Eel"
You murderer!
"Eel" I call this the squid dance.
Just because you give it a name doesn't make it okay!
This is attempted murder!
I need to turn my back to the heat before I burn my stomach!
Is this to strengthen my back muscles and abs?
When pushed into a corner,
human beings are able to exert powers that go beyond their abilities.
However, for someone like you,
who has no talent, it is impossible to even go over a certain level unless
I use double-bladed methods to threaten your life.
And it is hard to control the flame.
This process is actually similar to grilling a pike.
I-I am not a squid or a pike!!
Do not move.
Is it just my imagination that it feels like something very scary
is about to be inflicted upon me?
What kind of training is this?
Supposedly it's a training to overcome fear.
"S-Supposedly"?
We'll use throwing stars next.
The most important thing in a fight...
That is courage!
I knew it was you who came up with this!
All right! We're going to pick up the speed!
Your legs are three times stronger than your arms! Why?
Because humans walk on their legs! I figure that as well!
Stop pushing! I can't take it any more!
My face is going to get scraped away!
Huh? Me too?
- This is fun! - So it's you again?
If you want to be stronger in the quickest way possible,
you must either make your punches as strong as your kicks,
or make your kicks as agile as your punches.
By Akisame.
Finally it's my turn!
Don't worry. Akisame told me I don't have to do anything bizarre to you.
What? Then what are you going to do?
Just regular free sparring!
But that's the most dangerous thing!
Kenichi-san!
Kenichi-san! Are you okay?
Kenichi-san!!
"Disciple #1"
I'm going to get killed! Apapa...
To hell with lovey-dovey with Miu-san under the same roof!!
I'm telling you! It's the most ideal situation for you!
You know, when there are two young people like yourselves,
there'd be no surprise if something were to happen.
I'm envious of you, Ken-chan.
First of all, my room is in the separate building with the masters!
And Miu-san is in the main house!
Damn it! There's no way I'm going to end my life at a place like this!
Let's see, I think I bought that book!
"Just In Case! Escape Manual" Here it is! The "Just In Case" series of Daigakkan!
They're watching me...
What should I do at a time like this?
Let's see... Dig a hole in the ground? No way! I'm on the second floor!
Huh?
"From your father" Huh?
"From your father"
"Dear son. I don't know how many days it has been since you left home,
but if you're reading this letter, I'd say you must be feeling down.
But you are the son of your mother and myself.
I'm sure you can overcome any obstacles. So don't run away. Your father."
Duh! This is actually the first day.
That's right! I've already made up my mind that I will not run away!
I will not be defeated!
Oh, boy... I guess we should cheer him up a little.
What is it this late at night? Am I going to train now?
In a way, this is a training where you have to risk your life.
Oh! Now that I think about it, I've heard about this somewhere before!
In Chinese martial arts, there's a thing called "Zessho"
and they only teach that to their resident disciples when no one is around!
Follow me.
The backyard of Ryozanpaku is incredibly big, isn't it?
I've never been here before.
Get down!
Huh? What is that? There's steam coming out of there!
Shh! You idiot! That's a hot spring.
What? A hot spring?
Shh! Be quiet!
A Long time ago, Apachai started digging in that spot out of the blue.
Apachai! Apachai!
And he found it in about three days.
Whoa!!
Apa, apa!
Hey, now...
Anyway, what does it have to do with the training that puts my life at risk?
Hmm?
Don't tell me in that hot spring there is-
You're pretty quick to catch on.
N-No, Master Ma! I don't think we should be doing this!
Then why are you following me?
I-I'm just trying to stop you.
Master, please stop it!
Come on, Ken-chan! You're devious!
Don't move.
That's a trap set by Shigure-don.
It'll get worse as we get closer to the hot spring.
This is literally life-risking training, Master!
Put your heart into it.
Yes, Master!
Master! Look out!
Hold onto me!
Get yourself together! Don't fall asleep!
Needless to say, that moment, something similar to friendship,
which surpasses the relationship between a master and a disciple,
was born between these two,
who had shared the hardship beyond all imagination.
- There she is! - There she is!
Hey, Master! That's not fair!
The disciple follows the master! That was already decided 4,000 years ago!
And, needless to say, an ugly conflict had arisen between the master
and the disciple that moment.
What are you two doing? If you're coming in, then hurry up!
Huh? Elder, I thought you'd always take the bath before anyone else!
Kensei, did you actually think that I wouldn't be able to read your moves?
Anyway, you two should enjoy a nice, long bath!
Master, I'm sorry...
No big deal. Another chance will come one day.
This is certainly a part of training as well.
What can I say?
I guess you shouldn't give up just because you fail just once or twice.
Whether it's a fight or hot spring watching!
I'll do my best... But for which one?
Amefuri de kakurete mo
Taiyou wa soko ni aruhazu
Yume sae miushinatte ita boku ni
Yuuki kureta egao wasurenai
Kimi ga irukara shinji tsuzukeru
Hikari mune no oku kara afurete kuruyo
Michibata ni saku na mo naki hana no you ni
Moshimo tsumazuki taoreta toki wa
Kono ashi de tachiagarou
Chocolate and cookies and a lunch box!
Oh, I should pack some cheese & fish cake, too!
You're just going to visit Kenichi's dojo, aren't you?
Don't you think this is a bit too much?
That place is like an isolated island and there are a bunch
of monsters roaming everywhere!
This level of packing is a must!
Honoka, take Sebastian with you!
- Saori, what did you do that for? Let go! - Honey...
- Saori, what did you do that for? Let go! ...will you stop that? It's embarrassing!
Honoka! I'm counting on you to check on Kenichi for me!
The fate of the Shirahama family is in your hands! Oww...
I'm off now! See you guys later!